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Classic Logo Tee - $24.99
You can't go wrong with the basics. The Classic Logo Tee is a soft, 100% cotton shirt with the show's iconic wordmark in a subtle chest print. No flashy graphics, no weird fabric blends - just a clean look that works under a jacket or with jeans. It's the same shirt you see Tom wearing in behind-the-scenes clips. Sizes run from S to 3XL, and the price hasn't budged since last year.
"Enemies of Rome" Mug - $12.99
For coffee or tea (or, let's be honest, the strong stuff you need after a deep dive on the fall of Constantinople), the "Enemies of Rome" mug is a steal. It's a sturdy 12oz ceramic mug with a list of Rome's biggest foes - Hannibal, Cleopatra, Attila - printed on one side. The design references the podcast's popular episodes on ancient rivals. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and under thirteen bucks.
History Buff's Notebook - $9.99
Hardcover, lined, 80 pages - this pocket notebook is perfect for jotting down episode takeaways or your own historical theories. The cover features a minimalist map of the Roman Empire at its peak (from the podcast's visual style guide). It's the kind of thing you can throw in your bag without worrying about the price tag.
Dad Hat - $19.99
Adjustable, low-profile, and made from organic cotton twill. The embroidered patch on the front says "Ask Me About the Thirty Years' War" in small caps. It's a conversation starter for fellow history nerds - and surprisingly subtle enough for everyday wear. A great deal at twenty bucks.
Sticker Pack - $5.99
Three vinyl stickers featuring quotes from the podcast: "History is not a straight line," "It's complicated," and a cartoon bust of Julius Caesar wearing sunglasses. Stick them on your laptop, water bottle, or guitar case. Cheapest way to rep the show.
Why These Work for Your Budget
All these items are made to last - no thin fabrics or fading prints. The store uses direct-to-garment printing for shirts, which means the design won't crack after a few washes. And because the designs are timeless (no dated references to episodes you've already heard), you can wear them years from now.